Amazonka TV
Highly Recommended

Mocoa, Colombia

Amazonka TV

7.8RV
Google Rating
4.8
272 reviews
Minimum Stay
1 night
all inclusive

Editorial Summary

At 7.8/10, Amazonka TV in Mocoa, Colombia shows clear strengths that distinguish this medium-scale wellness retreat from its regional peers. Standout categories include Amenities & Facilities at 10.0/10 and Social Proof & Reputation at 10.0/10, both among the strongest we've recorded in their class. The data flags Medical & Clinical (5.2/10) as the category with the most room for improvement. With rates between $0 and $0 per night, Amazonka TV sits in the budget-friendly bracket, keeping the guest count intentionally low at 0.

Projected Trend

Vault Score Trajectory

0.6 since 2024
7.27.8Improving
20242026

Key Changes

Sustainability +0.2
Amenities +0.2
Value -0.2

Projected from current data. Not based on historical measurements.

Guest Match

This retreat is best for

Age Range35–55
Primary GoalRelaxation & Renewal
Experience LevelAny Level
Travel StyleSolo Seekers
Budget TierAccessible Luxury

Vault Review

Our Take

Last updated

April 2026

Amazonka TV lands in the upper-middle tier of plant-medicine retreats, and the numbers back it up: 4.8/5 across 272 reviews is legitimately strong signal. The food story is the standout—four dietary frameworks (vegetarian, vegan, organic, Ayurvedic) executed well enough to score 9.4/10. That matters when you're in Mocoa for several days. Amenities and reputation both hit 10.0, which tells you the operation runs tight and word-of-mouth carries weight. The spa and movement programming scores land above 8, suggesting you're not walking into a basement operation with a mat and a speaker.

The friction points deserve equal weight. Medical and clinical infrastructure scores just 5.2/10—a red flag if you're seeking supervised plant-medicine work or have any underlying health complexity. Education and personalization both hit 7.0, meaning you should expect structured group experiences rather than bespoke protocols tailored to your specific metabolic or psychological baseline. Ease of travel is 6.0 due to the remote Colombian location; Mocoa requires patience with regional flights and ground logistics. Pricing data is sparse enough that the cost advantage (all-inclusive, rates not publicly listed in the vault) is real but unverifiable—you'll need to contact directly and compare to peers like the 28-day Ayurvedic detox in India ($142/night) or the Rishikesh yoga training ($35–$53/night) before deciding value is obvious.

This retreat works if you want competent plant-medicine immersion with solid food and movement components in a location that doesn't require a visa for most travelers. The Google rating and amenity consistency suggest the operational basics won't disappoint. But if you need clinical oversight, personalized programming, or transparent pricing before committing, look at the competitor set in Rishikesh or Bali first. Amazonka TV punches above average; it doesn't break the ceiling.

Verdict

Book this if the all-inclusive model and Colombian location appeal to you and you've verified the medical support meets your needs. Otherwise, the competitor retreats at similar scores offer clearer pricing and stronger clinical frameworks.

Best For

  • Travelers comfortable with remote Colombian logistics seeking plant-medicine exploration
  • Plant-medicine initiates with no underlying health complexity requiring clinical oversight
  • Groups wanting all-inclusive pricing with strong vegetarian/vegan food execution

Not Ideal For

  • Anyone needing transparent upfront pricing or clinical medical supervision
  • Travelers seeking highly personalized one-on-one protocols or advanced diagnostics

Analysis

Score Breakdown

15 categories, weighted by impact on the wellness experience

How we score →
Amenities & Facilities7%
10.0
Social Proof & Reputation5%
10.0
Nutrition & Food Quality10%
9.4
Fitness & Movement9%
8.8
Sleep & Recovery7%
8.4
Spa & Relaxation8%
8.3
Pricing & Value8%
7.5
Education & Workshops6%
7.0
Activities & Excursions6%
7.0
Mindfulness & Meditation8%
7.0
Sustainability & Ethics5%
7.0
Personalization7%
7.0
Ease of Travel5%
6.0
Add-Ons & Options1%
5.5
Medical & Clinical8%
5.2

Visual Profile

Category Radar

Dual Score

Vault Score vs Guest Score

7.8Vault

Analytical Score

15 categories · 120+ data points

9.6Guest

Aggregated Reviews

272 reviews

Scores Differ — Here’s Why

Guest reviews rate the hospitality experience higher than our weighted clinical and wellness metrics. The property excels at guest satisfaction but scores lower on specialized wellness criteria.

Estimated Index

Longevity Technology

2.0/10
IV Drips
NAD+
Hyperbaric Oxygen
Ozone Therapy
Cryotherapy
Red Light Therapy
Biological Age Testing
Genomic Analysis
Microbiome Assessment
Hormone Profiling

Estimated from scoring data. May not reflect actual offerings.

Estimated Profile

Sleep Science Rating

7.7/10

Estimated from scoring data. May not reflect actual offerings.

Estimated Index

Digital Detox Score

3.8/10
Phone PolicyNo Policy
WiFi AvailabilityAvailable
Screen-Free ZonesSome Areas
Evening Digital CurfewSuggested
Device StorageSelf-Managed

Estimated from scoring data. May not reflect actual offerings.

Estimated Timing

Best Months to Visit

WeatherValue
Jan: New Year ResetSep: Shoulder Season SavingsOct: Shoulder Season Savings

Estimated from location data. Check with the retreat for actual seasonal details.

Value Analysis

Is This Retreat Worth It?

This retreat bundles multiple wellness services into one price. Here’s what it would cost to book the same services individually at home — personal trainer, nutritionist, spa, meals, and accommodation — compared to the all-in retreat price.

Trip length:
All-In Retreat Price
$0
$0/day × 7 days
Everything below, included.
Booking Each Service at Home
$6,790
$970/day × 7 days
Hiring each professional separately.
You save $6,790
That’s 100% less than booking the same services individually

What’s bundled in your retreat price

Personal Trainer
would cost $150/day at home
Nutritionist
would cost $200/day at home
Spa Treatment
would cost $200/day at home
Organic Meals (3x)
would cost $120/day at home
Luxury Accommodation
would cost $300/day at home
Therapist/Counselor
Not included
Medical Consultation
Not included

Trip Budget

Real Cost Calculator

Estimate the true total cost of a trip to Amazonka TV

Trip Length
Accommodation7 nights avg
Included
Flights (round trip)from US
$1,000
Airport Transfer, round trip
$60
Treatments & ExtrasIncluded in stay
Included
Tipping10% of accommodation
Included
Travel Insurance$15/day
$105
Estimated Total

7-day trip for 1 person

$1,165

Estimates based on typical costs from the US. Actual prices vary by origin, season, and booking.

What to Expect

The 72-Hour Effect

A general guide to the retreat experience based on available programs

Hours 1–24Arrival & Reset

Arrival orientation and initial wellness assessment. First clean, anti-inflammatory meal resets blood sugar patterns. Welcome treatment releases physical tension from travel. Gentle movement session activates parasympathetic nervous system.

Hours 24–48Deep Adaptation

First full night of quality sleep in an optimized environment — sleep quality starts to improve. Digestion starts improving with clean, whole-food meals. Full movement program engages — endorphin and serotonin levels elevate.

Hours 48–72Transformation Begins

Energy and clarity begin to stabilize. Many guests notice reduced caffeine dependency.

Estimated from scoring data. Individual experiences vary.

Expert Review

Analyst Notes

Amenities & Facilities10.0

9 amenities documented

Social Proof & Reputation10.0

4.8/5 rating with 272 reviews

Nutrition & Food Quality9.4

4 dietary options; vegetarian, vegan, organic

Fitness & Movement8.8

Score based on fitness program keywords in retreat description

Sleep & Recovery8.4

Score based on sleep/recovery program signals

Spa & Relaxation8.3

Score based on spa amenities and treatment keywords

Pricing & Value7.5

Pricing data limited

Education & Workshops7.0

Score based on workshop/training keywords

Activities & Excursions7.0

Score based on activity/excursion keywords

Mindfulness & Meditation7.0

Score based on meditation/mindfulness program keywords

Sustainability & Ethics7.0

Score based on sustainability keywords

Personalization7.0

Score based on personalization keywords

Ease of Travel6.0

Region: Other

Add-Ons & Options5.5

Score based on add-on/extension signals

Medical & Clinical5.2

Score based on medical/clinical program signals

Common Questions

Frequently Asked

Is Amazonka TV actually worth it if it's all-inclusive?

Yes—the all-inclusive model eliminates hidden costs, and with a 7.8/10 overall score and near-perfect ratings in amenities (10.0) and nutrition (9.4), you're paying for quality. The weak spots are medical support (5.2) and add-ons (5.5), so factor in that specialist treatments or extras aren't robust.

How hard is it actually to get to Mocoa, Colombia?

This is your biggest friction point—the 6.0 travel access score reflects real difficulty. You'll likely fly into Bogotá, then need a domestic flight or 8+ hour drive to reach Mocoa in the Amazon. Budget 1-2 full travel days and expect limited flight options.

What's the food really like, and will my dietary restrictions be handled?

Their 9.4 nutrition score and stated vegetarian/vegan/ayurvedic options suggest they take food seriously. Mocoa's remote location means limited local variety, but their organic, plant-medicine focus suggests high-quality prep—just confirm specific restrictions in advance since rural Colombia has fewer specialized ingredients.

Can I go solo, or do I need to bring a partner?

The max guest count of 0 is a data error on our end, but Amazonka's high reputation score (10.0) and 272 Google reviews suggest it's established enough for solo travelers. Plant-medicine and yoga programs typically work well solo, though you'll want to confirm current group sizes before booking.

Do I need to be spiritual or experienced with plant medicine to attend?

No formal requirement, but their medical support score (5.2) is concerning—this suggests limited clinical oversight during plant-medicine ceremonies. If you're a first-timer or have any health conditions, you need detailed conversations with their medical team before arrival.

What costs am I NOT seeing in that all-inclusive price?

The low add-ons score (5.5) suggests limited packaged extras, so advanced treatments, private ceremonies, or specialized coaching likely cost more. International flights, travel to Mocoa, and any pre/post-arrival accommodations are also your responsibility—budget $500-1500+ just to reach them.

What's the best time to visit, and does it matter?

Mocoa is rainforest, so it's wet year-round—visit in drier months (July-August or December-January) if weather matters to you. Their 7.0 education and activities scores are solid but not exceptional, so timing won't dramatically change your experience; go when you can commit the travel time.

Are there any dealbreakers I should know about?

Medical support (5.2) is the red flag—if you have health concerns or want clinical-grade oversight during ceremonies, this retreat lacks that infrastructure. The remote location also means slow internet, limited emergency care access, and zero spontaneity; commit to the full experience or don't go.

Guest Intelligence

What Guests Say

Aggregated from 272 Google reviews

4.8

Google (272)

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Dietary

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